Tangled Web

I went outside to do the laundry yesterday, squatted down to load the machine, and saw this.....

It might not look particularly large from the photograph- but I was also standing 20 ft away with my zoom on. It was enormous. 
As I crouched below the enormous web throwing clothes into the washer, I considered waiting for Paul to get home to rescue me. But I braved on and got everything stuffed in. I then slammed the door and retreated into the safety of my home. Paul did protect me with a broom, and to all the spider lovers out there, it was transported unharmed to the neighbors yard. 

Ewwwwwwww! I hope it doesn't track me down to seek revenge!