Fancy Cat

As soon as I step one foot out of the shower, Linus comes barreling into the bathroom, meowing at the top of his lungs.
He jumps on top of the toilet and chats until I towel dry him from head to paw. Vigorous rubbing.
I trim my nails and he wants his whiskers trimmed.
The line is drawn at the Tweezers.
Did I mention he drinks his water from a cup by the bed?

Hmmmm. Which outfit should I wear today?