I LOVE HAVING THE HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR THE WEEKEND (which sounds much nicer than... I love it when Paul's out of town).
He told the folks in Missouri that he expected to come home to a house full of kittens and a horse in the backyard. Sorry to disappoint Paul. You'll have to be satisfied with a sparkling clean house, folded laundry, and a fridge full of fruit. But I'll know for next time.
