Best to share the events of our Saturday night through Paul's eyes. He woke up at 4:30am and realized that we weren't home yet. Even though the bars close at 3. He figured that since there were two of us that we'd be ok. I'd say technically we were more like 1.5.
Apparently Jade and I thought we'd sneak in through the back door. So we barreled through the gate at 5am like a herd of elephants. Paul let us in and we both told conflicting versions of our night out. Then argued about which one actually happened. Then looked slightly guilty. Paul made us pizza.