I'm sitting at the airport and there's one of THOSE couples. They were busy napping on each other but woke up just as I was trying to take their snap and then strangely stared at me for a while. Whatever- I shouldn't judge- but the dude was just so cuddly. If Paul was ever that cuddly I'd probably smack him. Nuzzling, smooching, arms akimbo- vommmm. Can you tell my flight was massively delayed on top of a long layover and that I'm now on a new flight in some obscure terminal where there's no seating at the bar? Can you?
Seriously? Stop snuggling weirdos. Cut your hair and check your guitar hippie.
