Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Getting Pants'd

My pants don't fit anymore. This fact only makes me happy when I'm not wearing any. BECAUSE when I do wear my pants I am constantly pulling them up. Or I get the "plumber effect." Imagine running to a catch a BART train with your pants around your ankles. Actually don't because it's very unpleasant. I have a really good set of pants in my rotation which is unusual because I exclusively wore dresses in Indiana and Arizona. Mostly. Now I'm at a bit of a loss. Belt? Extra time in the dryer? Tailoring?
HELLO!
New pants!