Instead I found a note on my door requesting signature authorization from UPS.
Not as fun. Spending 45 minutes figuring out UPS My Choices preferences and speaking with a UPS representative was equally unpleasant.
Earmuffs Earmuffs Earmuffs......
Are you fucking kidding me. I have a job. Who the fuck has time to sit around and wait for a package to be delivered? I am calling to authorize the fucking release of this package. I will leave a handwritten note. Whatever.
Nope. Now I have to go after fucking work tomorrow to pick it up. Because they don't open until noon. I'm hungry.
